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CREEPYLEAKS

Winning Schmedline by Flying finn 44 Written

Original Story: PRE-WIKILEAKS ASSANGE'S ONLINE DATING PROFILE -- Before WikiLeaks, Julian Assange was “Harry Harrison,” looking for love affairs, children and criminal conspiracy. Full story: NEWSER (Image: Okcupid.com)

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CREEPYLEAKS

by Flying finn- 09:43 AM EST

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DIRTY HARRY

by Bigmacj- 10:23 AM EST

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WIKI-HARMONY

by Bsutton- 10:20 AM EST

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LEAKING FOR LOVE IN ALL THE WRONG PLACES

by Joeyhoel- 01:30 PM EST

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ASSANGE'S ONLY REGRET: CHOOSING SILLY MONIKER

by Melbell- 02:03 PM EST

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OKSTUPID.COM

by Bsutton- 04:44 PM EST

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DICKIE ROBERTS 2: CHILD PORN STAR

by Bsutton- 11:19 AM EST

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ONLINE DATING SITE BRACES FOR CYBER ATTACK

by Punonymous- 10:15 AM EST

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HOW BIG IS YOUR CABLE?

by Poopsmagee- 10:42 AM EST

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$20 SAYS OKCUPID.COM GETS HACKED NEXT

by Flying finn- 10:14 AM EST

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FORMER ASSISTANT TO HANS GRUBER SEEKING NEW "TEAM"

by Flying finn- 09:40 AM EST

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LIKES LONG WALKS ON THE BEACH AND CYBER-TERRORISM

by Gallewho- 09:08 AM EST

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DRACO MALFOY CASTS COMPANIONSHIP SPELL

by Dunham_00- 12:22 PM EST

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WE CAN JUST TELL PEOPLE WE MET IN JAIL

by Accomplice- 04:35 PM EST

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ASSANGE DUDE WANTS TO WIKILEAK ON YOU

by Timwienckowski- 02:04 PM EST

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HEY LADIES, WANNA SEE MY WIKI?

by Schmeckgut- 11:23 AM EST

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INTERESTED IN DATING/FRIENDSHIP/CLASSIFIED INFO

by Poopsmagee- 10:45 AM EST

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LIKES: RAPE, DISLIKES: MY PARENTS

by Bigmacj- 10:22 AM EST

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SCHMEDLINES HEARTS WIKILEAKS

by Bigmacj- 10:20 AM EST

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ASSANGE GIVES CREEPY ONLINE DATERS A BAD NAME

by Broseph- 09:42 AM EST

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CABLE GUY HAS ONE HELL OF A KINK

by Undefinedmonkey- 03:26 PM EST

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LADIES, HE'S STILL AVAILABLE!

by Punmasterflash- 02:29 PM EST

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TRAITOR DATER

by Gallewho- 02:01 PM EST

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WICKI WACKY WOOS

by Gallewho- 09:22 AM EST

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EVEN WHISTLE-BLOWERS GET LONELY

by Dunham_00- 12:21 PM EST

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ONLINE TRAITING

by Marrrteen- 11:24 AM EST

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THE TROUBLE WITH HARRY

by Schmeckgut- 11:22 AM EST

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ASSANGE LOOKS LIKE DAVID SPADE

by Broseph- 10:45 AM EST

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WANKY LEAKS

by Poopsmagee- 10:41 AM EST

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HARRY ASSANGE

by Accomplice- 10:20 AM EST

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LEAKING FOR LOVE

by Broseph- 09:50 AM EST

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JOEL SCHUMACHER'S BROTHER PLEADS CASE

by Burnt toast- 09:47 AM EST

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THE SPY WHO LOVED ME (FOR YOUR EYES ONLY)

by Damienwgreen- 09:11 AM EST

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INTERNATIONAL MAN OF MYSTERY HAS PENIS PUMP IN BAG

by Schmeckgut- 09:34 AM EST

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GOLDEN SHOWERS AND OTHER LEAKS

by Abeetzwmoots- 09:29 AM EST

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HICKY-LEAKS GOES VIRAL!

by Hewston- 09:08 AM EST

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SKEEVY CV

by Hifirandy- 10:00 PM EST

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JULIAN ASSANGE HAS ASIAN SCHOOLGIRL STALKERS!?

by Ianman- 08:35 PM EST

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MATCH.COM ISSUES PERSONAL APOLOGY

by Antsypants- 04:30 PM EST

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PEOPLE YOU MIGHT CONSPIRE TO COMMIT TREASON WITH:

by Mvnk- 04:04 PM EST

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ASSAULT ON ASSANGE NOT ASSUAGED

by Josh- 02:46 PM EST

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FIX THE WIKI-LEAK IN MY HEART

by Bgilhooly23- 02:16 PM EST

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I LEAK IT IN THE ASSANGE

by Damienwgreen- 10:00 AM EST

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DADDY, CAN I TURN THIS?

by Damienwgreen- 09:47 AM EST

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